For many girls, when guys try to win you over and get your attention using chat up lines, it results in nothing other than hysterics. It is so difficult to take someone seriously when they approach you with these cheesy lines, even more so when they are being so serious! I think it’s safe to say we’ve all been a victim of one of these awkward situations and here is a list of the top 10 worst chat up lines that I have heard, to date.
1) I like your dress – but it would look better on my bedroom floor
2) I’m looking for treasure – can I have a look around your chest
3) Your eyes are like spanners – every time I look at them my nuts tighten
4) Are you Jamaican? Because you’re Jamaican me crazy…
5) Is your father a thief? Because he must have stolen your eyes from heaven
6) You look like a parking ticket – because you’ve got fine written all over you
7) Did it hurt – falling from heaven?
8) If I could rewrite the alphabet I would put ‘u’ and ‘I’ together
9) Are you tired? Because you’ve been running round my mind all night
10) Have a feel of this shirt – do you know what that feels like? Boyfriend material
Some of these are just horrific! What’s wrong with a simple compliment or just a general conversation as a way of introducing yourself to someone? I think it is slightly more concerning to think about how these were even discovered in the first place. Someone has got to have come up with these cringe chat up lines and it would be so satisfying to know who that person is and whether they have actually got anywhere with them!
So guys, take note of what NOT to say if you’re wanting to hit on someone the next time you’re out and take a slightly more sophisticated approach.
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